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 JEM T.C.P.O.F.I.T.W.

Hello... My name is Jeremy, but you can call me Jem. A lotta people do. I'm 8 and a half years old and about 18 inches tall. I know that's short, so don't rub it in. I like fish...and...uhm....hamburgers taste pretty good. But, I still like fish more. I used ta like being called cute before I learned that I was a genetic experiment made up by a corporation as a mascot for some new stupid holiday...I was made to stay small and cute forever...and I think that SUCKS! But you can still call me cute, if you want to. I don't mind.
 This is Alex. He's a vampi....uh..v-vampire Tiger Echidna h-hybrid... I think. He's not as mean as he probably looks. He's the one that found me a couple years ago when I was lost and cold and hungry. He got me some fish and gave a jacket he'd found that I could stay warm in. It had all this red stuff on it. It's funny cuz I hear people say that Alex is a jerk and a moron and all these other negative things and he seems ta be proud of it. But he's always nice to me. Even tho sometimes when I see him, he's covered in Blood or holding somoeones severed body part, he's still cool. He's also tha one that told me about the corporation I'm from. (and he draws all my pics since I suk at drawing.) I also got this Alex T. plush doll that he hates and always tries to take from me. He'll never
 get it, tho! It's mine! HAHAHAHAHA! It's actually been about 2 years since I last saw him... I don't remember exactly what happened, but I just sorta blacked out and when I woke up I was all dirty and smelly and I thirsted for blood... and everybody I knew hated me! Except for alex cuz I couldn't find him! So, since no one seemed to want to be around me anymore, I decided to find Alex and just stay with him. I started searching and asking people and plenty knew who he was, but no one knew where he was. Some people just gave me a sullen look and just walked away when I asked them. so, I was getting worried and after 2 years of stealing from markets, sleeping in barrels and occasional blackouts resulting in me waking up with someone's body part in my lap, I asked this gray striped cat thing if he knew where Alex was. All he did was nod...then start walking away... so I started to follow him... so he started to run... so I lost him... and I ended up having to hunt him by using my sniffer. I followed his scent to this cave thing and started to remember that Al had been talking about starting a ...republication..er sumthin...I don't know...maybe it was a rock band. But he just was talking about it on and on before I lost him...So I walk into the cave and get attacked by some crazy weasel thing. He grabs me and throws me into this room with all these other weirdos and they start asking me questions. I insult the weasel guy, he gets mad and all of a sudden, Alex pops out of no where and tells everyone to calm down. They all shut up and I start talking to him. One thing led to another and now i'm in whatever gang he started two years ago. So, needless to say, I'm happy to be around alex, but a little freaked out by everyone else...except that cat eared chick. She's coo'...But, whateva... I'll just stay around them until the other freaks start to mellow out. Maybe they might actually accept me in their group. It might take a while tho...yeesh.

Name: Jeremy T.c.p.o.f.i.t.w.
NickName: Jem
Gender: Male
 Hair: Orange
 Eyes: Black
 Hieght: 1 ft. 6 inches
 Wieght: 67 lbs.
 Favorite Bands: Whatever Alex likes.
 Favorite Book: Animal Farm
 Favorite Movie: Nightmare Before Chritsmas
 Favorite Curse word: Damn
 Likes: Alex, fish, hamburgers, fish, butterflies, fish, Anti- Aisha, fish, people that are nice to him, fish AAannd candy!
 Dislikes: KnifeCrazy Mongoose
 Abilities: Defensive move of curling up into a ball.
Backstory: Born as a corporate mascot. Was planned as a symbol for a new holiday in the works. "Cute day." All plans were in affect to send his image onto the masses, but, things were hindered when he just sort of wandered off one day. The first thing he saw on his trip to the outside was Alex T. Echidna. Not knowing anything of the world at that point, he fell in love with the angry vamp. After a blackout resulting in a 2 year search for his first friend, Jem now resides with Alex in the Darkefury Head quarters.

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